i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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