Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It's shark week go big or go home
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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