She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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