there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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