Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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