There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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