My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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