I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
