As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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