If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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