About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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