You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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