I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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