I must be too annoying 4 u.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
It's rum buckets o'clock
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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