we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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