I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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