3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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