yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
it's like iHOP with fire
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Randomize
