Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just google imaged poop.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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