today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Do plants get herpes?
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