absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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