This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Randomize
