Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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