Just fell off a train. Bad.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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