We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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