fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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