Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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