Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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