what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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