what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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