you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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