Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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