It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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