I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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