god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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