i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
