if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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