i can't believe i had my finger in that
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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