Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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