if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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