the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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