sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sundayâ€
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