is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
