How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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