it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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