Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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