So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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