why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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