She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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