So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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